It was about five o'clock on a hot August afternoon, that a tall,
thin man, wearing a weedy beard, and made conspicious by an
ill-fitting frock-coat and an almost napless silk hat, walked into the
entrance hall of the Great Portland Square Museum. He carried no
stick, and, looking about him, as though unfamiliar with the building,
he ultimately mounted the principal staircase, walking with a
pronounced stoop, and at intervals coughing with a hollow sound. His gaunt figure attracted the attention of several people, among
them the attendant in the Egyptain room. Hardened though he was to the
eccentric in humanity, the man who hung so eagerly over the mummies of
departed kings and coughed so frequently, nevertheless secured his
instant attention. Visitors of the regulation type were rapidly
thinning out, so that the gaunt man, during the whole of the time he
remained in the room, was kept under close surveillance by the
vigilant official. Seeing him go in the direction of the stairs, the
attendant supposed the strange visitor to be about to leave the
Museum. But that he did not immediately do so was shown by subsequent
testimony. The day's business being concluded, the staff of police who patrol
nightly the Great Square Museum duly filed into the building. A man is
placed in each room, it being his duty to examine thoroughly every
nook and cranny; having done which, all doors of communication are
closed, the officer on guard in one room being unable to leave his
post or to enter another. Every hour the inspector, a sergeant, and a
fireman make a round of the entire building: from which it will be
seen that a person having designs on any of the numerous treasures of
the place would require more than average ingenuity to bring his plans
to a successful issue. In recording this very singular case, the only incident of the
night to demand attention is that of the mummy in the Etruscan room. Persons familiar with the Great Portland Square Museum will know
that certain of the tombs in the Etruscan room are used as receptacles
for Egyptian mummies that have, for various reasons, never been put
upon exhibition. Anyone who has peered under the partially raised lid
of a huge sarcophagus and found within the rigid form of a mummy, will
appreciate the feelings of the man on night duty amid surroundings so
lugubrious. The electric light, it should be mentioned, is not
extinguished until the various apartments have been examined, and its
extinction immediately precedes the locking of the door. The constable in the Etruscan room glanced into the various
sarcophagi and cast the rays of his bull's-eye lantern into the
shadows of the great stone tombs. Satisfied that no one lurked there,
he mounted the steps leading up to the Roman gallery, turning out the
lights in the room below from the switch at the top. The light was
still burning on the ground floor, and the sergeant had not yet
arrived with the keys. It was whilst the man stood awaiting his coming
that a singular thing occurred. From somewhere within the darkened chamber beneath, there came the
sound of a hollow cough! By no means deficient in courage, the constable went down the steps
in three bounds, his lantern throwing discs of light on stately
statues and gloomy tombs. The sound was not repeated: and having nothing to guide him to its source, he commenced a
second methodical search of the sarcophagi, as offering the most
likely hiding places. When all save one had been examined, the
constable began to believe that the coughing had existed only in his
imagination. It was upon casting the rays of his bull's-eye into the
last sarcophagus that he experienced a sudden sensation of fear. It
was empty; yet he distinctly remembered, from his previous examination,
that a mummy had lain there! At the moment of making this weird discovery, he realised that he
would have done better, before commencing his search for the man with
the cough, first to turn on the light; for it must be remembered that
he had extinguished the electric lamps. Determined to do so before
pursuing his investigations further, he ran up the steps—to find the
Roman gallery in darkness. The bright disc of a lantern was
approaching from the upper end, and the man ran forward. 'Who turned off the lights here?' came the voice of the sergeant. 'That's what I want to know! Somebody did it while I was
downstairs!' said the constable, and gave a hurried account of the
mysterious coughing and the missing mummy. 'How long has there been a mummy in this tomb?' asked the sergeant. 'There was one there a month back, but they took it upstairs. They
may have brought it down again last week though, or it may have been a
fresh one. You see, the other lot were on duty up to last night.' This was quite true, as the sergeant was aware. Three bodies of
picked men share the night duties at the Great Portland Square Museum,
and those on duty upon this particular occasion had not been in the
place during the previous two weeks. 'Very strange!' muttered the sergeant; and a moment later his
whistle was sounding. From all over the building men came running, for none of the doors
had yet been locked. 'There seems to be someone concealed in the Museum: search all the
rooms again!' was the brief order. The constables disappeared, and the sergeant, accompanied by the
inspector, went down to examine the Etruscan room. Nothing was found
there; nor were any of the other searchers more successful. There was
no trace anywhere of a man in hiding. Beyond leaving open the door
between the Roman gallery and the steps of the Etruscan room, no more
could be done in the matter. The gallery communicates with the
entrance hall, where the inspector, together with the sergeant and
fireman, spends the night, and the idea of the former was to keep in
touch with the scene of these singular happenings. His action was
perfectly natural; but these precautions were subsequently proved to
be absolutely useless. The night passed without any disturbing event, and the mystery of
the vanishing mummy and the ghostly cough seemed likely to remain a
mystery. The night-police filed out in the early morning, and the
inspector, with the sergeant, returned, as soon as possible, to the
Museum, to make further inquiries concerning the missing occupant of
the sarcophagus. 'A mummy in the end tomb!' exclaimed the curator of Etruscan
antiquities; 'my dear sir, there has been no mummy there for nearly a
month!' 'But my man states that he saw one there last night!' declared the
inspector. The curator looked puzzled. Turning to an attendant, he said: 'Who
was in charge of the Etruscan room immediately before six last night?' 'I was, sir!' 'Were there any visitors?' 'No one came in between five-forty and six.' 'And before that?' 'I was away at tea, sir!' 'Who was in charge then?'
'Mr Robins.' 'Call Robins.' The commissionaire in question arrived. 'How long were you in the Etruscan room last night?' 'About half-an-hour, sir.' 'Are you sure that no one concealed himself?' The man looked startled. 'Well, sir,' he said hesitatingly, 'I'm
sorry I didn't report it before; but when Mr Barton called me, at
about twenty-five minutes to six, there was someone there, a gent in a
seedy frock-coat and a high hat, and I don't remember seeing him come
out.' 'Did you search the room?' 'Yes, sir; but there was no one to be seen!' 'You should have reported the matter at once. I must see Barton.' Barton, the head attendant, remembered speaking to Robins at the
top of the steps leading to the Etruscan room. He saw no one come out,
but it was just possible for a person to have done so and yet be seen
by neither himself nor Robins. 'Let three of you thoroughly overhaul the room for any sign of a
man having hidden there,' directed the curator briskly. He turned to the sergeant and inspector with a smile, 'I rather
fancy it will prove to be a mare's nest!' he said. 'We have had these
mysteries before.' The words had but just left his lips when a Museum official, a
well-known antiquarian expert, ran up in a perfect frenzy of
excitement. 'Good heavens, Peters!' he gasped. 'The Rienzi Vase has
gone!' 'What!' came an incredulous chorus. 'The circular top of the case has been completely cut out and
ingeniously replaced, and a plausible imitation of the vase
substituted!' They waited for no more, but hurried upstairs to the Vase room,
which, in the Great Portland Square Museum, is really only a part of
the Egyptian room. The Rienzi Vase, though no larger than an ordinary
breakfast-cup, all the world knows to be of fabulous value. It seemed
inconceivable that anyone could have stolen it. Yet there, in the
midst of a knot of excited officials, stood the empty case, whilst the
imitation antique was being passed from hand to hand. Never before nor since has such a scene been witnessed in the
Museum. The staff, to a man, had lost their wits. What is to be done?
was the general inquiry. In less than half an hour the doors would
have to be opened to the public, and the absence of the famous vase
would inevitably be noticed. It was at this juncture, and whilst
everyone was speaking at once, that one of the party, standing close
to a wall-cabinet, suddenly held up a warning finger. 'Hush!' he said;
'listen!' A sudden silence fell upon the room so that people running about in
other apartments could be plainly heard. And presently, from somewhere
behind the glass doors surrounding the place, came a low moan,
electrifying the already excited listeners. The keys were promptly
forthcoming and then was made the second astounding discovery of the
eventful morning. A man, gagged and bound, was imprisoned behind a great mummy case! Eager hands set to work to release him, and restoratives were
applied, as he seemed to be in a very weak condition. He was but
partially dressed, and breathed heavily through his nose, like a man
in a drunken slumber. All waited breathlessly for his return to
consciousness; for certainly he, if anyone, should be in a position to
furnish some clue to the deep mystery. On regaining his senses, he had
disappointingly little to tell. He was Constable Smith, who had been on
night-duty in the Egyptian room. Sometime during the first hour, and
not long after the alarm in the basement, he had been mysteriously
pinioned as he paraded the apartment. He caught no glimpse of his
opponent, who held him from behind in such a manner that he was totally
unable to defend himself. Some sweet-smelling drug had been applied to
his nostrils, and he remembered no more until regaining consciousness
in the mummy case! That was the whole of his testimony. In setting out
the particulars of this remarkable affair, a third and final discovery
must be noted. The three men who had been directed to examine the
Etruscan room brought to light a bundle of old garments, containing an
ancient opera-hat, a faded frock-coat, a pair of shiny trousers, and a
pair of elastic-sided boots. They were wedged high up at the back of a
tall statue, where they had evidently escaped the eyes of all previous
searchers. That constituted the entire data on which investigations
had to be based. The Egyptain room was closed indefinitely, 'for
repairs.' No further useful evidence could be obtained from anyone.
Several witnesses furnished consistent descriptions of the shabby
stranger with the hollow cough; but it may here be mentioned that no
one of them ever set eyes upon him again. The inspector, the sergeant,
and the fireman solemnly swore to having visited the Egyptian room at
the end of each hour throughout the night, and to having found the
constable on duty as usual! Smith swore, with equal solemnity, that he
had been drugged during the first hour and subsequently confined in
the mummy case. The matter was carefully kept out of the papers, although the
Museum, throughout many following days, positively bristled with
detectives. As the second week drew to a close and the Egyptian room
still remained locked, well-informed persons began to whisper that a
scandal could no longer be avoided. There can be no doubt that, in
many quarters, Constable Smith's share in the proceedings was regarded
with grave suspicion. It was at this critical juncture, when it seemed
inevitable that the loss of the world-famous Rienzi Vase must be made
known to an unsympathetic public, that certain high authorities gave
out that the vase had been removed, and that none of the night staff
were in any way implicated in its disappearance! On this announcement being made, several strange theories were
mooted. Some stated that the vase had never left the Museum! Others
averred that it had been pawned to a foreign government! Whatever the real explanation, and the secret was jealously guarded
by the highly-placed officials who alone knew the truth, suffice it
that the Egyptian room was again thrown open and the Rienzi Vase shown
to be reposing in its usual position. Now that it again stands in its place for all to see, there can be
no objection to my relating how I once held the famous Reinzi Vase in
my possession for twelve days. If there be any objection. . . I am sorry. You must understand that I am no common thief—no
footpad: I am a person of keenly observant character, and my business
is to detect vital weaknesses in great institutions and to charge a
moderately high fee for my services. Thus I discovered that a certain
famous tiara in a French museum was inadequately protected, and
accordingly removed it, replacing it by a substitute. The authorities
refused me my fee, and all the world knows that my clever forgery was
detected by the experts. That brought them to their senses; it is the
genuine tiara that reposes in their cabinet now! In the same way I removed a world-renowned, historical mummy from
its resting place in Cairo, and two days later they grew suspicious of
my imitation—it was the handiwork of a clever Birmingham artist—and
the department was closed. The bulky character of the mummy nearly
brought about my downfall, and it was only by abandoning it that I
succeeded in leaving Cairo. I am not proud of that case; I was clumsy.
But of the case of the Rienzi Vase I have every reason to be highly
proud. That you may judge of the neatness and dispatch with which I
acted, I will relate how the whole business was conducted. You must know, then, that the first flaw I discovered in the
arrangements at the Great Portland Square Museum was this: the
wall-cases were badly guarded. I learnt this interesting fact one
afternoon as I strolled about the Egyptian room. A certain
gentleman—I will not name him—was showing a party of ladies round
the apartment. He had unlocked a wall-case, and was standing with a
handsome bead-necklet in his hand, explaining where and when it was
found. He was only a few yards away, but with his back toward the
case. Enough! The key, with others attached, was in the glass door.
You will admit that this was exceedingly careless; but the presence of
four charming American ladies . . . one can excuse him! I regret to have to confess that I was somewhat awkward—the keys
rattled. The whole party looked in my direction. But the immaculate
man-about-town, with his cultivated manner and his very considerable
knowledge of Egyptology—how should they suspect? I apologised; I had
brushed against them in passing; I made myself agreeable, and the
uncomfortable incident was forgotten, by them—not by me. I had a
beautiful wax impression to keep my memory fresh! The scheme formed then. I knew that a body of picked police
promenaded the Museum at night, and that each of the rooms was usually
in charge of the same man. I learnt, later, that there were three
bodies of men, so that the same police were in the Museum but one week
in every three. I made the acquaintance of seven constables and
frequented eight different public-houses before I met the man of whom
I was in search. The first policeman I found, who paraded the Egyptian room at
night, was short and thick-set, and I gave him up as a bad job. I
learnt from him, however, who was to occupy the post during the coming
week, and presently I unearthed the private bar which this latter
officer, his name was Smith, used. Eureka! He was tall and thin.
Incidentally, he was also surly. But the winning ways of the jovial
master-plumber, who was so free with his money, ultimately thawed him. Every night throughout the rest of the week I spent in this
constable's company, studying his somewhat colourless personality.
Then, one afternoon, I entered the Museum. My weedy beard, my gaunt
expression, and my hollow cough—they were all in the part! I went up
to the Egyptian room to assure myself that a certain mummy case had
not been removed, and having found it to occupy its usual place, I
descended to the Etruscan basement. For half-an-hour I occupied myself there, but the commissionaire
never budged from his seat. I knew that this particular man was only
in temporary charge whilst another was at tea, for I was well posted,
and wondered if his companion were ever coming back. Luckily, an
incident occurred to serve my purpose. The chief attendant appeared at
the head of the steps. 'Robins!' he called. Robins ran briskly upstairs at his command, and then—in fifteen
seconds my transformation was complete. Gone were the weedy grey beard
and moustache—gone the seedy, black garments and the elastic-sided
boots—gone the old opera-hat—and, behold, I was Constable Smith,
attired in mummy wrappings! An acrobatic spring, and the bundle of aged garments was wedged
behind a tall statue, where nothing but a most minute search could
reveal it. Down again, not a second to spare! Into the empty
sarcophagus at the further end of the room; and, lastly, a hideous
rubber mask slipped over the ruddy features of Constable Smith and
attached behind the ears, my arms stiffened and my hands concealed in
the wrappings, and I was a long-dead mummy—with a neat leather case
hidden beneath my arched back!.Brisk work, I assure you; but one grows
accustomed to it in time. The commissionaire entered the room very
shortly afterwards. He had not seen me go out, but, as I expected,
neither was he absolutely sure that I had not done so. He peered about
suspiciously, but I did not mind. The real ordeal came a couple of
hours later, when a police officer flashed his lantern into all the
tombs. For a moment my heart seemed to cease beating as the light shone on
my rubber countenance. But he was satisfied, this stupid policeman, and I heard his
footsteps retreating to the door. I allowed him time to get to the
top, and extinguished the light in the Etruscan room, and then. . . I
was out of my tomb and hidden in the little niche immediately beside
the foot of the stairs. I coughed loudly. Heavens! He came back down
the steps with such velocity that he was carried halfway along the
room. He began to flash his lantern into the tombs again; but, before
he had examined the first of them, I was upstairs in the Roman
gallery! Without the electric light it was quite dark in the Etruscan room,
which is in the basement; but, being a bright night, I knew I could
find what I required in the Roman gallery without the aid of
artificial light; besides, I had not to act in the open—someone might
arrive too soon. So, thoroughly well posted as to the situation of the
switches, I extinguished the lamps, and dodged in among the Roman
stonework to the foot of a great pillar, towering almost to the lofty
roof and surmounted by an ornate capital. I had planned all this beforehand, you see; but I must confess it
was an awful scramble to the top. I had only just curled up on the
summit, the handle of my invaluable leather-case held fast in my
teeth, when a sergeant came running down the gallery, almost into the
arms of the constable who was running up the steps from the Etruscan
room. A moment's hurried conversation, and then the lights turned on and
the sound of a whistle. It was foolish, of course; but I had expected
it. From all over the building the police arrived, and, fatigued as I
was with my climb, yet another acrobatic feat was before me. The top of my pillar was no great distance from the stone
balustrade of the first-floor landing, on which the Egyptian room
opens, and a narrow ledge, perhaps of eleven inches, runs all round
the wall of the Roman gallery some four feet below the ceiling. I
cautiously stepped from the pillar to the ledge—I was invisible from
the other end of the place—and, pressing my body close against the
wall, reached the balustrade. Before Constable Smith—who had left his
post and descended to the lower gallery on hearing the sergeant's
whistle—re-entered the Egyptian room, my bright, new key had found
the lock of a certain cabinet, and I was secure behind a mummy
case—whilst a little steel pin prevented the spring of the lock from
shutting me in. Poor Constable Smith! I was sorry to have to act so: but, ten
minutes after the closing of the doors of communication, I came on him
from behind, having silently crept from the case as he passed me, and
followed him down the darkened room, the thin linen wrappings that
covered my feet making no sound upon the wooden floor. I had a pad
ready in my hand, saturated with the contents of a small phial that
had reposed in my mummy garments. I thrust my knee in his spine and seized his hands by a trick which
you may learn for a peseta any day in the purlieus of Tangier. A
muscular man, he tried hard to cope with his unseen opponent; but the
pad never left his mouth and nostrils, and the few muffled cries that
escaped him were luckily unheard. He soon became unconscious, and I
had to work hard lest the inspector should make his round before I was
ready for him. The mummy case had to be lowered on to the floor, and
the heavy body tightly bound and lifted into it, then stood up again
and securely locked behind the glass doors. It was hot work, and I had
but just accomplished the task and climbed into the constable's
uniform, when the inspector's key sounded in the door. Ah! it is an
exciting profession!.The rest was easy. Wrapped up in my yellow mummy
linen were the various appliances I required, and in the leather box
was the imitation Rienzi Vase. The circular glass top of the case gave
some trouble. So hard and thick was it that I had to desist five times
and conceal my tools, owing to the hourly visits of the inspector.
Poor Constable Smith began to groan toward six o'clock, and a second
dose of medicine was necessary to keep him quiet for another hour or
so. I filed out with the other police in the morning, the Rienzi Vase
inside my helmet. As to the sequel, it is brief. Of course the
detectives tried their hands at the affair; but, pooh! I am too old a
bird to leave 'clues'! It is only amateurs that do that! My fee, and the conditions to be observed in paying it, I conveyed
to the authorities privately. They thought they had a 'clue' then, and delayed another week. They
actually detained my unhappy agent, a most guileless and upright
person, who knew positively nothing. Oh! it was too funny! But,
realising that only by the vase being returned to its place could a
scandal be avoided—they met me in the matter.
An ancient Egyptian mummy mysteriously vanishes from his tomb.